Kian - Character of the Month

Kian:  *Stumbles out onto stage*  Hello people.  I just wanted to give a few words of appreciation before you start this interrogation.  You've really did a mighty thing electing me as Character of the Month.  You really burst my author's already monstrous ego . . .  Thanks.

Lylyss:

Congratulations, President Kian! *plays Hail to the Chief*

Kian:  Thanks, I guess.

Now I got some questions. ;)

Kian:  Oh no . . .

Essa: What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Kian:  Embarrassing?  Ufffg.  That blasted author said you wouldn't pry me . . .
 Having my legs cut off, and being an invalid, that was pretty embarrassing.  You happy?

Naina: What's your favorite memory?

Kian:  My favorite memory?  Before this . . . before this all.  Running down the halls of the temple with Kim, and my dad close by . . . That, mam, was my favorite memory.

Kazadan: Do you still want to leave the Order? Why or why not?

Kian:  Do I want to leave the Order?  Now?  After what I've been through . . . No, I don't think so.  Why not?  Because . . . when I've just found what I've meant to be, why would I quit?

Gamey:

Gnawthrul: Will you ever stop pestering me?

Kian:  *Snarls*  When you're dead.

Leilani:

Congrats, Kian!

Kian:  Thanks . . .

Me:
-Of all the tribulations you've endured so far, which one has been the hardest on you?

Kian:  The hardest? . . . It would be the guilt.

-What are your main goals at the moment?

Kian:  To bring justice to that slum-slithering beast.  Gnawthrul.

-What's your favorite color?

Kian:  Dark green.

Dmitri Pendragon:

Tarmys: What really happened to your father?

Kian:  I . . . I . . . just ask Djo if you want to know . . . please.  Don't ask me.

Me:
-What one event changed your life the most?

Kian:  Hhhh.  My life has swiveled and changed so much.  I just . . . *bites lip* what can I say but a lie?

-What did you think of Master Jian Kee?

Kian:  What did I think of him?  He was great.  I couldn't have asked for a better Master, at least in that time of my life.

Raptor Elytra:

Me:
Are you really on the dark side?

Kian:  Dark side?  Of course not . . . I'm a Jedi Knight.

Can you pleeeeeeeeeeease die? I really want you too. Think of all the reactions you will get.

Kian:  No.  This is my life.  I don't care about what you want, or how everyone else would react.  I still have things to do in my life.  Still things I want to do.  Still things I have to do.  But I will suggest one thing.  Go kill yourself, heh, just think about the reactions you'll get! Ha.  *Smirky grin*  Sorry if that's a little mean. *rolls eyes*

What is your middle name?

Kian:  James.  I think . . . I don't know.  Sheesh.

Do you eat weta?

Kian:  I have, although I wish I hadn't.

Azong:
How do you feel about the recall of robotic appendages?

Kian:  Horrible, yeah?

Can we have something like a coffee together and discus robotic legs?

Kian:  Sure!  Heck, let's start a Robotic Appendages Club! . . . Note my sarcasm.

Andy M:

Darth Kal: When can I battle you? You are constantly fighting all the big Sith lords like Gnawy. It's my turn now.

Kian:  It's not my choice I battle them all . . . okay, well, maybe it is.  I don't have anything scheduled on
Tuesday from 2 to 5, would that work for you?  I'll make the killing quick . . .

Darth Kal: Could you turn to the Dark side and become my apprentice or something?

Kian:  In your dreams, Sithling.

Me: What do you think of Mooshcups? O_o

Kian:  Mooshcups? ... er, huh?  Is this some kind of a new fad ... ?

Me: Do you like meat?

Kian:  I don't really eat vegetables, so yeah.

Leilani:
Ver:

-If you could say anything to Si right now, what would it be?

Kian:  If I could say anything to Si right now?  It would be . . . I'm sorry.

P.S.

Kian:  My author wants me to give an apology to your Raptor, so yeah.  *Pulls at his hair awkwardly*  Does this acknowledgement count . . . ?